1.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
2.

If they ask me: What do you wish for?
My Reply: Give me billions of Dollars. I want to experience how can Money not be able makes you Happy!
3.

Girlfriend is like ice cream - easily melts but wife is like hard metal can’t be bent.
4.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.
5.

Mother: Come on, answer me at once. How much is nine plus eight?
Son: At once!
6.

Death is hereditary.
7.

In my new Job: I pretended to work.
They were smarter: They pretended to pay me.
8.

If you think that Early to bed, early to rise makes you wise than rethink..
It gonna makes people suspicious about YOU!
9.

Do not follow, for I may not lead. Do not lead, for I may not follow. Just go over there somewhere, please?
10.

Experience is what you get when you didn’t get what you wanted.
11.

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.
12.

They Say: Practice makes a man Perfect.
They also say: Nobody is Perfect.
I Concluded: Why to Practice!
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